I spend too much time on Facebook. I can get sucked into watching reels for an embarrassing amount of time. Something I notice is that many say something along the lines of, "So, in answer to your question..." or "Everyone has been asking about this..." Then they demonstrate a skill or share details about their lives.
I have to laugh when I hear it. They live different lives; no one asks ME anything like that! I am asked if we can have second breakfast. I am asked to come see poop more times than should be permissible. I often field requests from my gaggle of extroverts to go somewhere or see people. Or if we HAVE to clean up. I am also asked if someone can stop brushing her teeth even though all she has done is suck the toothpaste off of the toothbrush. My question is what's for dinner. Please pick up the heavy dose of sarcasm there.
But questions on which I might expound as an expert? Crickets!
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