The Differences We See: Tale of Two States

My husband and I were born and raised in California. Just three and a half years ago we moved to Iowa. For funzies, I'd like to share some of the differences between the two states.

NUMBER ONE. I hear it is because there are no professional teams in the area, but college pride is off the charts around here. The two colleges can be seen everywhere. Vanity plates and frames, sweatshirts, hats, and mugs. When I was teaching preschool, my little students wore one or the other and were being well-trained in their particular fandom.  Outside a hotel we stayed at, the two flags hung off opposite ends of the entrance. We have a neighbor with a special split flag and the words, "A House Divided." When we bought our own home, it took a load of paint to get that Hawkeye off our office wall. Iowans care about their alma maters, baby!

NUMBER TWO.  Iowan drivers vs. Californian drivers. I have heard the jokes about Californian drivers, and I think many are well-earned. Californians speed and the California stop is a real thing. But I will take California drivers every time over Iowan drivers.  Forgive the pun, but it's time to buckle up, because here comes my rant!  

Iowans tailgate. Like, they get right up on you and just stay there.  There is room to pass, but they are content to drive mere feet from the car in front of them.  And it isn't just private drivers.  Semis do it! It is horrifying to have one of those killers get so close that the grill fills your rearview mirrors.  I much prefer someone weaving through traffic at 90 mph over a road full of tailgaters at 55.

Speaking of truckers, they drive like they are cars.  Aside from tailgating, they change lanes on a whim and drive in the left lane for miles on end.  In California, most truckers were pretty awesome.  They stuck to the slow lanes unless something was up. Then they would coordinate to help protect drivers from hazards. In Iowa truckers vie for position, repeatedly passing one another while paying no attention to other motorists.  Drives me nuts!

NUMBER THREE. Coat racks are everywhere in Iowa. I think a combination of climate and a more trusting culture contribute to this phenomenon. Churches, schools, and businesses have huge coat racks in them.  Restaurants have these cool flippy ones at the end of each booth. Some buildings architecturally have designated space for them. Others have huge racks on wheels that come out every winter.  It is cool...and weird to me. In California, we lived both in the central valley where snow was rare and in the mountains with snow and below freezing temps for at least three months out of the year. But we were expected to hang on to our own coats wherever we went.

NUMBER FOUR. Accents. So, there isn't a massive difference between the way people speak between these two states. But the transplants to Iowa tend to be from directly north or south, so there are more 'y'alls' and 'donchaknows' than we encountered in California, which has a broader reach in their diversity.  Iowans are also more likely to say eye-talian instead of Italian and that makes me giggle.

While the pronunciations of words are similar, there are some distinctions to the words chosen. Californians drink soda while Iowans drink pop. Californians get splinters, but Iowans get slivers. Californians eat breakfast, lunch, then dinner. Iowans tend toward breakfast, lunch, and supper. (I know some places eat breakfast, dinner, and supper.) I used to keep track of the different terminology because I find it fascinating. Now I think I am acclimating because I notice it less.

NUMBER FIVE. The neighborly neighbors. When we were house hunting in Iowa, we still had one of our sweet Beagle babies and a fully fenced yard was a must--and nearly impossible to find.  Iowans don't do fences as a regular thing. Our realtor was vexed by our own vexation over the absence of fences.  We explained that a new build in California wouldn't have any landscaping, but that six-foot privacy fences were standard. I don't think she believed us.

We did manage to find a fully fenced yard, but it's a three-foot chain linked affair. The wind in Iowa is fierce and year-round, so I can see the unpractical side of fences here. But there is another aspect. Iowans are neighborly! Like, SUPER neighborly. We live in a wonderful old neighborhood where the residents have already raised their children together.  At the last block party, the former owners of our home attended because they are still rooted here. 

It's so weird to this Californian who thought she was neighborly because she smiled, said hello, AND even knew a few of the neighbors' names! This is a whole new level of neighborly, and I cognitively appreciate it. I have come to love the people on either side of us and the family behind us.  I love having kids my kids love playing with.  There is nothing so cool as seeing them climb that chain-link to play together. But I also feel like I don't have a back yard to call my own. It's just so public!

NUMBER SIX. Cuisine, or lack thereof. You can find a Mexican restaurant on every other corner. Korean places don't stay in business long, which is lamentable to this invisible Korean girl. On the Fast-Food side of things, there is no Jack in the Box or In'n'Out Burger. No Habit Burger. And Carl's Jr is called Hardy's. 

There is a BeBops, which serves retro diner food. It is fast a cheap and has decent fish sandwiches. There is also a locally loved place called Culvers. I don't get it. Every time we have tried it, they get our order wrong, and the food is soggy and cold. I don't get Culvers.  There is also Ornery Chicken, a dine-out-only place that is delicious and pricey.

But the biggest disparity is the pizza. Oh, my word, the pizza. Iowan mouths don't tend toward spices. The overwhelmingly favorite is from Casey's, the gas station. Oh, my non-Iowan readers, I kid you not. Gas station pizza is everyone's favorite. I'm just gonna stop there.

Thanks for reading. These comparisons are fun. We love living in Iowa, though I might have chosen a littler Norther, had I known about the fake snow and too-common tornadoes. But we are so thankful to be right where we are, to adopt our girls, to love our neighbors and friends, and be thankful that we only have to shovel snow once a year.

I Did Something Right

I had a rough day coming off a hard week. I screwed up multiple times. I missed good teaching opportunities. I was impatient. I missed out on connection. I resorted to lazy parenting with the most basic strategies of bribes and lame threats.

But I did some things right. I made a healthy-ish lunch and had a plan for dinner.  I finished the week of school.  I made doctor and vision appointments.  I kept trying.

And I did one thing really well.  We were at the doctor for one girl, who was scared, with the two others, who were slightly giddy that we weren't there for them. The two were wiggly and chatty, suddenly happy to get the doctor's attention.  The other had all four limbs wrapped around my body and would only speak by whispering in my ear.

I was able to successfully activate the two sisters' compassion and redirect their behavior to reflect how they would want to be treated. Win!

The one being seen said she was scared. Great words! Let's talk about the worst thing that could happen. What's the big scary thing? She said she just wanted to be happy to hear that the test results were negative. Well, of course! It would be easy to be happy about that.  But that is not the only way we can be happy. We can choose our happy, even when we have to hunt a little bit. How could we be happy if the test is positive? She managed with minimal help to come up with five things! Victory!

The day was a mixed bag. But in order to get out of bed the next day, we need to take the wins and celebrate them.  We need evidence that we can do this well. So, we learn from the mistakes and dump 'em. And we celebrate the victories for what they are. Yay!

Pivot!

We bought the girls bunk beds with a trundle! So exciting! Our littlest broke her crib months ago and her mattress has been on the floor since then.  Not ideal. In fact, it's not allowed if we were still licensed to foster.

We finally resolved it by purchasing a bed.  My husband and I had fun--well, I did, anyway--moving the beds between two rooms to see if we could get all three into one space to open up the other room for play. The obvious solution? Bunks!

Off we went in search of the perfect space-saving sleepers. And we found one with a trundle, no less. Marvelous! Everyone was so excited!

But reality. Predictably unpredictable, the girls were triggered. It took about 24 hours for one to come talk with us. Another hasn't said anything, but she is acting oddly enough that even this dope-of-a-mom figured out she has things going on, too.

Well, poop. Time to pivot. 

I let the girls know that we will keep all the new beds separate and where their old beds were--no designated playroom or group sleeps--for now.  OH! They were all so sad. I worked to explain that Daddy and I wanted this as badly as they did. But the Bible teaches us that we make our plans, and the Lord directs our steps. It is so important to move forward with our plans in a way that we are interruptible and redirectable. 

This is the life. It is true for everyone, really. But it is pronounced when raising children exposed to trauma. We can and should plan. But, as a precious friend always says, we must hold those plans loosely. It would be foolhardy to press on with a plan God doesn't endorse. He knows so much more and loves so much better than we do. It's ridiculous to not lean on His understanding and welcome His will.

When we do stack the beds, it will be at the right time, and it is going to be a party!

It Seemed Like Such a Good Idea

 It took days to shake the image from my mind.  My daughter, with safety goggles propped up unsafely on her head, left hand on a piece of wood, right hand aiming a power drill at the same piece of wood, was grinning at me as I entered the area.  To be abundantly clear, her eyes were on ME while her finger was on the trigger of the drill aimed at her hand. Can you see it? I can't STOP seeing it.

The day started so beautifully.  It was a Friday that my husband had off. The girls actually slept in a bit. We had a peaceful breakfast. The weather was nice enough for them to play outside, which they did without a fuss. After a leisurely morning, we thought it would a great idea to spend the afternoon at the science museum.  We had been once before, and it was just the last hour that the place was open.  It went well, so this seemed a great way to fill a few hours.

When we got there, one of our girls was attacked by ADHD FOMO. She couldn't focus on anything because her eyes kept wandering to other areas to see what she was missing. She was totally overwhelmed. 

Next we tried to sit through an astronomy film on the domed screen.  That was just silly, expecting 4, 7, and 9-year-old girls to be still for that long.  Bust.

So we headed for the "Maker" area. Crafting is my girls' idea of heaven. It is the one activity that can occupy the bigs for hours. There were several stations within the area, and I settled into one with the littlest.  The other two wandered around, getting the lay of the land.  They settled in the wood-working area. When the baby followed them, I did, too.

Which is when I got my haunting nightmare image that won't leave me alone.  My husband was setting each up at a different station and had given instructions to the eldest first. Then she apparently ticked every box of instruction and did the opposite. Safety goggles? Certainly not on her eyes. Placement of hands? Certainly right where the drill is going to go. Where do you look when your hand is on the trigger? Well, obviously never at the drill itself. Be still my heart!

Homeschool Curriculum

I am excited about the next homeschool year because I decided to write the curriculum myself. I am a diehard Sonlight fan and used it to school my first two children from first grade to twelfth. I shopped around and landed back at Sonlight for my girls.

When I made the purchase (with no little kicking myself for getting rid of most of it from the first time around), the price hurt a bit. Then I made adjustments to how we were schooling, which led to more purchases. At the time, I was earning a little income from the job I left to homeschool. I knew that would not be the case any other year.

I was browsing at a local bookstore with my husband and we were looking at some of the great deals they offered.  Offhand as we left, I said, "I'm going to just write my own curriculum and get books from there." I took myself by surprise because I hadn't realized how much I'd been thinking about it until it came out of my mouth. My husband protested, knowing how much I love Sonlight.

But once I said it aloud, it took on a solid form and this enthusiasm started bubbling up. I could hardly wait to get home to start planning. Guess what I will be doing over Spring Break? 

Just Be Easy!

My husband and I were talking about parenting the other day. There are times when we feel so successful, and then there are the other times. 

As we shared different stories where we failed to respond well, we saw a pattern. We took turns sharing stories, and they all seemed to go like this. 

A child misbehaves and we handle it with patience, humor, redirection, and calmness. 

That child misbehaves again--repeating the previous action or inventing a new way to be disruptive, disrespectful, or dangerous. And we handle it calmly, the child recovers, and we move on. 

Then that child is downright mean to a sibling, and we facilitate her making it right. 

After two minutes, the child makes eye contact and directly disobeys, "don't-touch-THIS?" style. We take a deep breath and respond like a pro, employing curiosity and remembering that behavior is communication of a need. We discover and meet that need with gentle questions and innovative solutions. 

Then she either does something she can't help, like burps or trips; OR she goes in for a pound and escalates to 11 with no apparent trigger.  Either way, we lose it and blow it. Inside (and sometimes outside) we wail, OH MY WORD, JUST BE EASY!

We keep on keeping on. I think we are improving--every one of us. But we still fall flat on our faces more often than we want. 

Anniversary

We just celebrated our 28th anniversary!

By the way, if you want good babysitters, I know the trick. First, have a couple of great kids who are terrific with kids. Wait 'til they grow up. Then get more kids and have the first kids babysit the second kids.  It's brilliant! That is my cheeky way of thanking our two adult kids for watching our three growing kids.

We went to a hotel two miles from our home and it was magnificent! We napped! We slept 'til we woke up. We talked about kid things and not-kid things. I decided I will start writing my own homeschool curriculum for the girls! (I'm kind of excited about that one!) We remembered the details of our wedding day and the days just before and after. We played games and watched TV. 'Twas marvelous!

I had a vision ages ago that continues to be true today.  We had just gone through some broken friendships that also broke my heart. Then I saw us as if we were on a boat. We had been knocked around, soaked and battered by ferocious winds. As things died down, we managed to stand and look back. There was a maze of whirlpools, monsters, icebergs, and jagged rocks.  I had thought the danger had been from all the weaving the ship had done.  But it was weaving to avoid all those life-threatening dangers. We were being kept safe!

I am so thankful to my hero, living all the stages of life with me. I think there are things that are so far removed from the two people who made vows that it boggles my mind a bit. Being married for life is not a guarantee for anyone these days, but Brian early on decided we would banish the notion of divorce. I think that saved us.

His commitment to our marriage meant that even when things were hard, I knew I had that stability. I could be weak, wrong, and wrecked. But my husband stood strong.  He could screw up, but I wouldn't give up. Knowing we are in this unconditionally means we know it's worth the work that is necessary for any relationship. Not working on it was self-defeating. So, we work, we pivot, we talk, we apologize, and we forgive.

This stability is the biggest gift to our kids. They can do all the things, big and small, good and bad, but this family will always be here for them. 

Please don't mistake this for bragging. I don't deserve the blessings I enjoy. I tell you about this all with big-eyed wonder. I look back and see the dangers we avoided and shake off the goosebumps. We've made it this far. By God's grace, we will keep going.